A bit of my high school genius.

     Today I was thinking of when I was fifteen and I auditioned for a play being put on by the drama club.   I’m not sure why this popped into my head but lucky for you it did.  So, for the audition I decided not only to sing a song…I rewrote one.  I created a parody of the Barry Manilow tune I Write  the Songs.  Not only was he a smooth crooner with great hair he was also a well known jingle writer in the 70’s and 80’s.  This became my muse to create a masterpiece of sophomoric proportion.  I will give you just a sample of my high school genius which helped spawn my now ever abundant adult genius.

I write the songs that kids with boo-boos sing

I write the songs for Coke and Burger King

I write the songs that keep your under arms dry

I write the songs, I write the songs

I write the songs for all the food in your house

I write the songs the songs for Bell and Maxwell House

I write the songs that keep you cavity free

I write the songs, I write the songs

You get the idea.  I did not get the part.